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Bir DBA şakası

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İki DBA bara girmişler.

Barmen yanlarına gelmiş: "Size ne getirebilirim?" diye sormuş.



2 DBA 2 saati bu sor(g)uyu nasıl optimize edeceklerini tartışarak geçirmişler.



Geek :-)

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Alper Oğuz on :

Rafları indeksleselermiş daha hızlı yanıt verebilirlerdi. :-)

Devrim GÜNDÜZ on :

:-)

Onur YALAZI on :

Sanırım ilk kez bir bara gidiyorlar. Ya da ön bellekleme yapma yetileri yok..

Peki barmen bu kümeden ilk gelen cevabı mı kullanacak?

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